Saturday 04 August 2012
10:00am Bobby Carroll's Hungover Comedy Club [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
COMEDY? FOR FREE? IN THE MORNING? THEY SAID IT COULD NOT BE DONE. BOBBY CARROLL WAS TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION. NOW WATCH HIM MC THE FINEST ACTS OF THE FRINGE FOR TWO WHOLE HOURS BEFORE MOST COMEDIANS ARE EVEN AWAKE. IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHO SETS THEIR ALARM AND SHOWS UP...
12:00pm Todd Cook [Music] Malones
Todd’s emotive lyrics, earthy tones and raw appeal connect to a wide variety of listeners. His songs float from intricate folk fingerpicking styles to driving Celtic rhythms that stir the soul. His stories of Australian landscapes and people are accompanied with mesmerising didgeridoo and a depth that always engages and entertains. www.toddcook.com.au
12:00pm 'Utter!'nory - 'Utter!' storytelling special [Spoken Word] Royal Oak
Free Fringe Spoken Word Director Richard Tyrone Jones kickstarts 2012's Free Fringe Spoken Word with 'Utter!'nory - featuring Superbard, Lucy Ayrton, Inky Fingers, Lee Nelson (not that one), Stephen Barnaby, Bram Geiben and surprise guests. 'be left speechless by the tongues of these capable bards' (**** - ThreeWeeks). www.utterspokenword.com
12:05pm The Wilmops Good Improv Show [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
Chicago-style long-form improvised ‘Harold’ sketch show from one suggestion. The Wilmops include Sara Pascoe, Ben Target and Gareth Morinan. Directed by award-winning improv tsar David Shore (Monkey Toast). It will be good. www.wilmops.co.uk
12:05pm Jack and Nikki: Killing Machines [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Jack Heal (Chortle Student Comedian 2008) and Nikki Blemings (a girl) request the pleasure of your company at their business seminar on contract killing. Bring cash for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Goggles optional. A Tea Fuelled Production.
12:05pm LUNCH: Stand Up Comedy Showcase [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
Lunch is Edinburgh's only midday stand up showcase featuring the best comedians of the Fringe. Catch rising stars, seasoned pros and a few surprise guests in this hilarious hour of comedy. Have a laugh with us, on us at LUNCH.
12:10pm Domestic Science - Helen Arney & Rob Wells [Comedy] Canons' Gait
Join Helen and Rob for a lunchtime hour of home-cooked science and comedy. They’ll be investigating cosmological conundrums, solving microscopic mysteries and trying to maintain their own domestic bliss. Fingers crossed then. New guests daily, see www.domesticsciencecomedy.com or @DomesticScience.
12:15pm Roundhouse Poetry Collective [Spoken Word] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
This six piece spoken word collective are fresh out of London's Roundhouse after a year of working with celebrated poet Polarbear. Performing regularly around London they are also dominating the festival scene this summer including Latitude, Bestival and Secret Garden Party.
12:15pm Hair of the Dog Comedy Showcase [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
Kickstart your day with a showcase of some of the finest acts in PBH's free fringe. Featuring Ray Addison, Mark Doheny, Aidan Goatley, Jay Handley and Emily Rose, with guests.
12:20pm Crunch the News [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
Get your daily helping of bite-size news packed full of wholegrain comedy nuggets. Politicians and commentators join the Fringe's best comedy acts (Josie Long, Chris Coltrane, Tiernan Douieb plus many many more) for political chat, show snippets and special features. Lineups and other details at www.crunchthenews.co.uk
12:30pm Charlie Dupré presents: The Stories of Shakey P [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
Charlie is a pulsing concoction of literary influences and kinetic verbal onslaughts. Join him for this spoken word exploration of some of Shakespeare's best known works, and those of his rap battle nemesis...
12:30pm Fragments of Monotony / An Audience With Sir Dickie Benson [Comedy] Whynot?
The Brethren of Levity cordially invite you to two sumptuous discourses of character comedy with semi-amateur de-motivational speaker Johnny F. Monotone and three time Academy Award winner Sir Dickie Benson.
12:30pm Sam Fletcher - Good on Paper [Comedy] Bannermans
Right - so here’s my first proper thing on the Fringe. Expect jokes, drawings, conjuring, a song about shoes etc. ‘The Maradona of comedy - short, magical and Argentinean (I think)’ (Alex Horne)
12:30pm Jollyboat [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - Ballroom
Award-winning Musical Comedians Jollyboat return from their international festival tour to bring you their best show yet. All the hits, and a few surprises. "Best of the Free Fringe" (Independent), ????? (Informed Edinburgh), ????½ (British Comedy Guide), ???? (Fringe Guru), "Brilliant" (BBC Radio Scotland). Video at www.jollyboat.co.uk.
12:50pm Monkey Poet's Murder Mystery [Theatre] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
In 2007 in San Francisco an audience member hurled abuse before launching a bin full of bottles at Monkey Poet. He did what anyone would do..he went on the p*ss. This is what happened next...
12:55pm Andrew J. Lederer -- "Cold Chicken" [Comedy] Southsider
Reprise of 2011's moving comedy about an American, broke and stuck in London on an expired tourist visa, with no recourse to any services in the midst of an apparent breakdown. The show received a massive, unexpected amount of Twitter praise, so if you haven't seen it, here's your chance.
1:00pm my wrestle mania [Theatre] Princes Mall Space L8
Join former wrestling hero, Captain Reality, as he returns to face his old nemesis, the Black dog, in a bitter grudge match. This time though does risk losing more than a championship belt and handle bar moustache but also his sanity? bold imaginative, heart warming and a little bit mad this show is a real treat to behold.
1:00pm Short & Curly: A Captive Audience [Comedy] Ciao Roma
Prepare to be dazzled as the most miraculous transformations happen before your very eyes! Are you on a ride, or at the zoo? No, you're watching a show. Mind bending!
1:10pm Nick Hodder: Doing some things [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
BBC award winning comedian Nick Hodder will be doing some things. The things will be entertaining / amusing / time consuming. Please allow 1 hour / self indulgence. That is all.
1:15pm Amie Amis' Mélange à Trois [Music] Malones
New York City’s Amie Amis (vocals/French horn/ukulele) combines jazz, punk, and originals, clinching her audience with her quirky, sultry style. She’s been described as Betty Boop and Nora Jones mixed with a pinch of Björk. Her original music can be heard in the Justin Timberlake film, In Time.
1:15pm Kieran Hodgson: Supervillain [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Brand new character comedy about crime, punishment and regional vigilantes. Starring Kieran Hodgson, of Fringe favourites Kieran and the Joes. ‘Relentlessly hilarious’ ***** (Daily Telegraph) ‘Intelligently written and skilfully acted’ ****(Chortle) ‘hilarity…delightfully misguided’**** (Metro)
1:15pm The Very Scariesome Lollipop Lady [Childrens] Ryan's Cellar Bar
A tale told in rhyme. A story of bravery, busy roads, friendship, a magical lollipop stick, and a really, really, really scary road crossing patrol officer. ‘Unbelievably brilliant’ (Scotsman). Come and see what happened to five friends when they met this lady. Comedian Martha McBrier's first children's show.
1:15pm Mace and Burton: Rom Com Con [Comedy] Canons' Gait
Lizzy Mace and Juliette Burton went looking for a real-life romantic comedy. Did they find love? Or just one big con? The 2011 'Feel-good hit of the summer' **** (The Skinny) lovingly revived and updated! www.romcomcon.com.
1:20pm Three For Free [Comedy] Belushi's
Alex Kealy (Finalist, So You Think You’re Funny? 2011) + Patrick Morris (Runner-up, Reading Comedy Festival New Act 2011) + guest = three stand-up comedians for free. "Misleadingly positive excerpt from largely lukewarm review" All of the Newspapers
1:20pm Sam Brady and the Eight Worldly Winds [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
How the hell did you end up where you are? Award-winning comedian and failed Buddhist monk, Sam Brady, explores the little things that blow us off course in life, and lead us to places we never expected to be. “Brady left his audience exhausted with laughter” Large Manchester
1:20pm Bowling & Todd +1 [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
Stand up from Bekka Bowling (Not Going Out), Shane Todd (BBC's LOL) and a different star headliner everyday. Bowling is “Brave, funny, clever” with a “likeable flair and radiant personality” (funnywomen.com). “Ireland has produced several world class comedians, step forward Shane Todd” (Northern Irish Daily Star).
1:30pm Kelly Kingham: Goody Two-Shoes [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
It isn't easy being perfect but you could make a bit of an effort. Let Kelly show you how to become extremely great. And humble. 'Deliciously dark - had people crying with laughter' ****(ThreeWeeks).
1:30pm Ian Smith and Tom Toal [Comedy] Whistlebinkies
Ian Smith (beardy award-winner, BBC2's Popatron) and Tom Toal (The Double T, Runner-up Loaded Laftas) are too of the most exciting young comedians on the circuit. Here, they combine for an hour of hilarious stand-up! ('One of the best free shows I've ever witnessed at the Fringe' **** Scotsman)
1:30pm Til Debt Do Us Part [Spoken Word] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
What is money and where on earth has it all gone since the Great Depression of 2008?Recently declared insolvent story teller Sean Gittins is the perfect guide who will take you through his own and the world's financial crisis attempting to understand why so many of us are in debt and just what it might all mean.
1:30pm Gentlemen Bears [Comedy] Hudson Hotel - Bacaro
Chortle finalist Nicholas Cooke, Laurie Rowan and Keiron Nicholson talk science, conspiracies and childhood dreams. A spin-off of the acclaimed cult comedy night. Guaranteed to include the phrase “hip-hop based Christmas tragedy”. ‘Completely original... hilarious and disturbing in equal measure’ **** (Latest 7). ‘A lyrical wit’ (Chortle).
1:30pm A Coach Load of Lesley [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
Climb aboard Lesley's chemical toilet equipped Megabus to London. Fellow passengers include ex-Eastenders star Sonia Jackson (with trumpet) and card turner from the 1979 pilot show 'Play Your cards Right' Maggie Fountain. ****‘Excellent comic timing' (Edinburghguide.com). ‘Hugely inventive’ (Alistair McGowan). ‘Wonderful’ (FringeGuru.com).
1:40pm The Long and the Short of It [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
In an Olympic year, performance poets Richard Purnell and Gary From Leeds take you on a long-distance run covering every vital topic on Earth, including food, death and fonts. Expect lists, limericks and adroit statistics. ‘Contempt and joy’ (Londonist.com). ‘Unmistakable quality’ (FringeReview.co.uk).
1:45pm Itsy Presents: Bring me the head of variety entertainment! [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - Ballroom
Has variety made a come back? Did it really ever go away? Do Britons got talent? This lunch-time friendly variety revue, masquerading as a chat show, disguised as a talking shop seeks to delve into the lives, loves, gains and losses of the variety, cabaret, sideshow and speciality acts trading their wares at the Edinburgh Fringe and to discover the future of this age-old genre. Featuring different guests daily and presented by one of Edinburgh's most highly regarded cabaret collectives. "Finger on the pulse of who's pushing boundaries" - Amanda Palmer (Dresden Dolls).
1:45pm Undateable [Theatre] Whynot?
Yvonne Lake has been running an experiment via online dating websites. In this exploration of the weird world of online dating, she aims to discover how technology has changed our attitudes towards love, and whether the internet has altered our ability to find it.
1:45pm Once Upon A Lunchtime [Comedy] Rush
It’s lunchtime and you’re hungover…don’t worry, so are Alex and Paul. Get yourself to Rush Bar, treat yourself to a medicinal Bloody Mary and enjoy some epic tales of heartbreak, pasties and Richard Gere’s hamster.
1:45pm Free Footlights [Comedy] Le Monde - Shanghai
In addition to their main show, the world-famous Cambridge Footlights present an hour of stand-up, songs and monologues in association with the Free Fringe. Come see some of the brightest young comedians around, for free!
1:45pm Joke Circus [Comedy] Bannermans
Round up, round up for stand-up of the likes you've never seen! Be amazed by one-liners, witness incredible feats of storytelling and be astounded by death-defying self-deprecation. (Disclaimer: Not a real circus in any way)
2:00pm Crab House - A Bloody Cabaret [Theatre] Fingers Piano Bar
Served fresh from Off-Broadway in New York, Crab House is the story of a struggling seafood restaurant, where a freak accident in the kitchen sparks its scandalous revamp. However, behind the scenes, a wave of secrets, murder, and guilt, begins to fester.
2:00pm All The Fun Of The Unfair 2012 [Comedy] Siglo
Pete Starr, Steve Garland & Henry Perryment are joined daily by the cream of the circuit’s best new acts offering you an hour of freshest & funniest stand-up around. ‘funny and intelligent’ Broadway Baby ‘Frequently outrageous content‘ Three Weeks ‘a rambling tour de force’ Varsity
2:00pm The Two O'Clock Show [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
A perfect appetiser for your day at the Fringe, with three instalments of stand-up comedy from Chris Boyd ('Glorious', Chortle), Anna Freyberg ('impeccable comedy writing and bundles of charm', ComedyKnights.co.uk), and David Hannant ('intelligent humour', TheNewKid.co.uk).
2:00pm Fliss Russell - Life is Fliss [Comedy] Dragonfly
Debut character comedy show from innovative comedy writer and comedian Fliss Russell. Directed by Andrew Spiers (Idiots of Ants/The Inbetweeners Movie). Characters include Simone the Time Travel Expert, deadpan yet magical Pirate Claire and a visit from Welsh Cousin Beverley. Perfect post-lunch treat! "Engaging effervescence" Chortle "One to watch" Londonisfunny
2:00pm My Sister [Theatre] Fiddlers Elbow -- Upstairs
Two sisters. One terrible secret. When one threatens to tell, can the other keep her quiet? “If Scandal Theatre restrains itself to the Free Fringe again, not going would be idiotic.” ????? (EdFringeReview.com) www.scandaltheatre.com
2:05pm Under Your Feet [Comedy] Southsider
Join Elise Harris and occasional special guests on an adventure in urban archaeology. What exactly is under your feet? From back garden digs to exploring your town, city or village you too can find joy in stuff you see everyday. May not always be accurate, but truth can be overrated.
2:10pm London is Funny Presents [Comedy] Ciao Roma
FOUR of the WORLD'S BEST COMICS every night FOR FREE! Hand-picked by London comedy bible LondonisFunny.com! Previous headliners include Josh Widdicombe, Lee Nelson, Rufus Hound, Josie Long, Andi Osho, Andrew Lawrence, Paul Sinha and Carl Donnelly! PLUS MC Tom Webb and plenty of rising stars from London's circuit.
2:15pm Chris Coltrane: Activism Is Fun [Comedy] Globe Bar
When the government makes you sad, fight back with love and mischief! Chris Coltrane presents an hour of political stand-up comedy that will leave you informed, inspired and ready to protest. (Directed by Josie Long).
2:15pm Joshua Seigal: We All Love Llamas! [Childrens] Princes Mall Space L8
Have you ever wanted to know where Johnny eats mango, or what exactly 'yabbing' is? Joshua Seigal's fun and engaging poetry provides the answers, and is perfect for all the family! "Very clever" - Kenn Nesbitt, children's author.
2:20pm Nathan Cassidy: I am Orig [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
Sir Michael Caine award-winning writer and ‘gloriously entertaining’ (Chortle.co.uk) stand-up Nathan Cassidy presents his funny, uplifting film of a year giving away money. Free entry and 50p given to you during the show. See Nathan’s stand-up show ‘Free Pound’ 8.30pm Royal Mile Tavern; he’ll give you £1 there! www.nathancassidy.com
2:25pm Wil Hodgson: Care Bear Punk [Comedy] Canons' Gait
Perrier Award winning Punk Storyteller performs the best bits of his critically acclaimed Fringe shows from 2004-11. "Genius" - Russell Howard. "Superb" - Stewart Lee. "This is Punk Rock" - Mark Thomas
2:25pm Comedy Hangover [Comedy] Chiquito
Ease yourself into the day with a double dose of Neuro-funny. Whether hungover, drunk, or bright and breezy, come feast your face on a mixed plate of comics; selected for you by Steph Lane and Aaron Twitchen. An egg and bacon bap for the soul.
2:25pm Miles of Smiles [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Revunions is having a party! With wonderful sketch comedy set around a surreal birthday we’re sharing celebrations with the world. ***** (Three Weeks) ‘One of the best sketches you will find in Edinburgh’ (Edinburgh Evening News)
2:30pm {The man who knows } CONDENSED CABARET [Comedy] Belushi's
THE MAN WHO KNOWS {Conjurer of cruelty, sorcerer of sin, and the man who fooled the scientists} Compere and ring master of west end cabaret CARNIVAL OF FREAKS, brings his one man show to Edinburgh. ITS WEIRD ITS SCARY AND SOMEBODY MIGHT DIE.
2:30pm PRESTON NYMAN'S SHTICK [Comedy] Ryan's Cellar Bar
Welcome to PRESTON NYMAN'S SHTICK, the debut show from the youngest solo performer in Edinburgh. See what Pete Firman describes as 'The skill and delivery of a comic with 30 years experience. Preston must have been doing gigs in the womb.' See you there!
2:30pm The Birmingham Footnotes: Drop their trousers [Comedy] Base
The Birmingham Footnotes are the University of Birmingham's sketch troupe. Expect absurd and silly humour with a sprinkling of dark comedy including a sombre re-interpretation of Grease and obscure mid-'90s references from the Fringe debutantes. “Wonderfully adept at making people laugh as much and as hard as possible” (Redbrick Newspaper)
2:30pm Matthew Kelly The Musical [Comedy] Buffs Club
Since leaving home for fear of the influence he might have on the cat, Matthew Kelly has lived many lives. Finally, and in glorious technicolour, we are given a glimpse into as many of them as he can remember. "The most exciting new comedian I've seen in years" - Dan Antopolski
2:35pm Am I Good Friend [Theatre] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
A one-woman show for anyone who has ever met another person. In a live scientific experiment Yve will do anything to measure her "Friendability" with MAX ACCURACY. A pie-chart-filled adventure about who you wish you were and what you wish you weren't. Sold-out Adelaide Fringe 2012.
2:35pm 21A [Theatre] GHQ
Sex-deprived cat ladies, imperialist hobos, and jaded invisible friends. These are fewer than half the raucous characters who frequent the Minnesota bus line 21A. Master storyteller Kevin Kling's play features the many subconscious states of Neal Beckman. Fancy a ride?
2:35pm Convicted [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
Australians. Convicts. We know. We've heard your jokes about us, now you can hear OUR jokes about us, and a few about you thrown in. Three comedians from Australia give you a free* show. *Bring wallets at your own risk.
2:40pm 10 Films with my Dad [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
How do fathers & sons communicate? Cars? Sports? Tattoos? For Aidan it's films. Come and see how 2 men grew up whilst watching popcorn. 'Charmingly funny' - The Scotsman **** 'Delightful' - Latest 7 **** 'Fantastic' - Three Weeks
2:40pm Mark Stephenson: Someone, Somewhere [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
Second (Hackney Empire) NATYS 2012, second Leicester Square New Comedian 2011, second Laughing Horse New Act 2011, Chortle Best Newcomer nominee 2012 has the best show on the Fringe and is proper fit. 'True to his boastful word' (Chortle.co.uk). COME SEE IT
2:45pm Dachau Guide [Spoken Word] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
Do you work in the Holocaust Industry? What’s it like to work at a Concentration Camp? How do you come here every day? Does your work bother you?
2:45pm Thirty Dancing [Cabaret] Hudson Hotel - Bacaro
Sophie Steel is a grown up. She doesn't know how this happened. She does know that she isn't married with 2.4 children, doesn't own a Victorian semi and will probably never be a prima ballerina. But nobody puts Sophie in a corner. A musical journey about dreams, disappointments and dancing.
2:45pm Santa's Dead (and we have killed him) [Comedy] Opium
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Stand-up comedy without the jokes.
2:45pm and still rarely rong [Comedy] Whistlebinkies
'Quality Geordie stand-up' (TNT Magazine) presents a heart-warming show about the disembowelling horror of family life. 'A fine solo show from an utterly charming performer' (Time Out), 'Fearlessly funny... He's the best deadpan act since Jack Dee so it's unsurprising that Frank Skinner's a fan' (GQ). 'Highly inventive and very funny' (Frank Skinner).
2:50pm Other Voices: Alternative Spoken Word Cabaret [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
Other Voices brings you open-hearted open mic, fabulous female stars, and special guests every day, with a sumptuous cabaret vibe. You’ll laugh, sigh, groan, and dance with delight. We’ve something for everyone. http://bit.ly/othervoicespbh.
3:00pm VIVA DIASPORA! [Theatre] Mood -- main space
Diabola Balsa arrived in the UK determined to create a new life. She now has doubts about her pursuit of full British Citizenship. This performance will appeal to those with conflicting origins, outsiders, women and anyone who enjoys subversive entertainments. Satire. diabola balsa.com
3:00pm Bristol Improv For Hire [Comedy] Whynot?
Graduates desperately looking for employment. Please? Skills include: ability to improvise (comedy) under pressure; team-working; range of funny accents. Interview: completely improvised on the spot. Four candidates compete for their dream job, and YOU chose who gets fired. References: *** (ThreeWeeks), ‘Blown away by the speed of it’ **** (InterMissionBristol.co.uk)
3:00pm Ship of Fools - Children of Twelchford [Comedy] Bannermans
Straight from the imaginary streets of Twelchford sails forth the Ship of Fools trailing a string of illegitimate hearts and broken children in its wake. Featuring squid, Shakespearean job centres, speed-dating hoovers and snotty hotties. Sea state: moderate to sexy. Come and see us do a thing why not.
3:00pm Gemma Arrowsmith: Defender of Earth [Comedy] Le Monde - Shanghai
"She is the greatest female comic actor of the 21st century says Vic Reeves." - Vic Reeves. "Witty, geeky and engaging. You really couldn't ask for more. **** " - Chortle. Sketches and characters from half of Mould & Arrowsmith. www.gemmaarrowsmith.com
3:00pm Young & Strange - The Magic, Comedy and Illusion Show [Magic] Voodoo Rooms - Ballroom
Comedy illusionists Young & Strange, fresh from their appearance on Channel 4 (Deal or No Deal - Third Row, Seats 3B and 3C) bring a spectacular, fast paced magic show to the Fringe. One of the few Edinburgh shows that is genuinely worthy of the ticket price. Free Entry.
3:00pm Visual Aids [Comedy] Rush
Brice and Bussell duke it out using slides, props, videos and even human words in a heroic battle to win comedy! ‘Completely bizarre - deadpan, yet totally off the wall, Ali Brice’s act was a real highlight’ (ThreeWeeks). ‘David Bussell – Pick of the acts’ (londonisfunny.com).
3:00pm Flamenco Workshops Mayte Beltran [Dance] Café Camino
"I really love Mayte's classes. She is a wonderful dancer and provides fun, informal classes that cover a variety of flamenco techniques (including footwork, arms, posture and turns), the timing of the music, and choreography. Everyone is made to feel welcome whether they are beginners or those with more experience". Caroline, Edinburgh
3:10pm Jamie Demetriou's People Day (+ special guests) [Comedy] Dragonfly
Character comedy from the character comedian who dares to say what everyone's thinking and saying. @mcmetriou ***** (The Skinny) "Our favourite new character act" (spoonfed.co.uk)
3:10pm Love in the Key of Britpop [Spoken Word] Fingers Piano Bar
Anglophile Aussie girl meets English boy in a Melbourne indie disco. A blur of love, gin, and passionate Britpop debate ensues. But is singing along, hand on heart, to the same favourite songs enough to sustain a relationship? Emily Andersen performs bittersweet poetry for anyone wishing it was still 1995.
3:10pm We The Chemicals [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
Spaced-out Jay Cowle delivers a deceptively sprawling show about being part of the universe. It's also about beer, cats, and love. 'Unique, passionate, funny, and one hell of an original stand-up' (NewCurrent.com).
3:15pm The Clap [Comedy] Siglo
Come and catch ‘The Clap’. Forty-ish sketches, three men and a s**t load of jokes. Quite Frankly, you’d have to be a terrorist to miss it. Individual praise for previous shows: David Alnwick (“He’s good. So good… 5/5”-ThreeWeeks), Alex Pardey (“Proper no nonsense”-Cruddas Park Records), Alastair Clark (“competent enough”-ThreeWeeks).
3:15pm Plenty More Fish in the Sea (But I don't have a fish fetish) [Comedy] Fiddlers Elbow -- Upstairs
Irish comediennes Andrea Farrell and Aedin McQuenn contemplate issues of the day. Are dictators 'sexy'? Do biscuits make you slutty? Uncomfortable reflections guaranteed. Hot topics. Plain girls. No offence. facebook.com/accidentandemergencycomedy “They cured my constipation” - Graffiti Magazine 4 - 25 August @ 15:15 upstairs in The Fiddler's Elbow! (+16)
3:15pm ELLIS & ROSE: Failing To Pay Off Their Student Loans [Comedy] Southsider
They thought doing an Edinburgh Fringe show would be lucrative - they were wrong! Their first mistake was choosing to do a show for the bargain price of FREE! You've heard the saying 'you get what you pay for' - come and see that phrase in action!
3:20pm The Comedy Manifesto [Comedy] Ciao Roma
Britain's most popular live political panel show back for it's fifth year! Hosted by Kate Smurthwaite, team captains David Mulholland and Rick Molland. ‘ There is very little for me to write here. Honestly. Nothing at all. It really was that good...’ ***** (BroadwayBaby.com). ‘This really is a superb show’ ***** (Scotsgay).
3:30pm Kid's Joke Shop [Childrens] Princes Mall Space L8
The open mic drop in show for kids!! Under 16? Bring your funnies and get to tell your jokes in the Kid's Joke Shop, (but bring your parent or guardian too please!) Turn up and put your name on the list to be part of the show! With added grown-up comic and MC Rachel Sambrooks. (8+)
3:30pm Jonny Addy and Red Redmond's 'Atomic Horse Explosion' [Comedy] Globe Bar
Am you sad? Why? Is your cat/dog/concubine/mother ill? WELL FEAR NOT MORTAL YOUR SALVATION IS AT HAND.
We do show. It A made to make you smile. With your face. IMAGINE THAT! HA!
You will laugh like a donkey did that time...BLAH BLAH BLAH...
3:30pm No Turn Unstoned by Beth Vyse [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
One woman, two balls, eight characters. Take a walk on the dark side with Beth Vyse’s first solo performance. Formally of Morris & Vyse, Beth’s one to watch! Beth takes you on a fantastical journey following the surreal life of dying RSC actress Betsy Lynn, who meets a plethora of bizarrely outrageous characters and performs a tour-de-force as she brings to life eight uniquely disturbing characters. A multimedia delight for fans of the surreal, ridiculous and sublime. 'Marvellous, imperious, ambitious' (Times). 'Excellent' (Evening Standard).
3:40pm Sound & Fury's 'Testaclese & ye Sack of Rome' [Comedy] Canons' Gait
The Fakespearean-Vaudeville bawdy romp through Greece returns! Have a ball! 'Love-child of Monty Python and Dr Seuss!' (Advertiser, Adelaide) 'From start to finish, the trio had the audience in stitches!' ***** (ThreeWeeks) ***** (Edinburgh Evening News, Fest, Broadway Baby, HairlineUK, Fringereview.co.uk) **** (Copstick, Scotsman)
3:40pm Phil O'Shea [Comedy] Belushi's
Phil O'Shea is a silly man. He likes talking about things he likes such as The Beach Boys and Cake. Also trumpets and the length of horses. If you like things like that then that's lucky. "Fantastic newcomer with a surrealist bent" London is Funny.com
3:40pm An Indie Boys Guide To Sex and Girls (or what I learned from my record collection by Marc Burrows aged 31 1/3rd) [Comedy] Chiquito
Star of The 90s in Half an Hour returns with a show about pretty girls, awkward boys, bad sex and Britpop. ***** ‘A festival highlight’ (RemoteGoat.co.uk). **** (TheNewKid.co.uk). Winner – Best Free Show, (Darkchat Awards- Edinburgh 2011)
3:40pm Owen Niblock: Codemaker [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Life through a lens. A Google-shaped lens. A tale of love, life and computer programming. Join Owen as he looks back on his life so far. ‘Ground-breaking’ Scotsman. ‘Inspired and offbeat’ Chortle.co.uk ‘the master of all geekdom’ **** ThreeWeeks – www.comedygeek.com
3:45pm Eye of the Storm [Theatre] Buffs Club
Tune in to solo artist Lydia Hadfield's satirical weather report! Plainview has been trapped inside the eye of the storm for days, weeks, maybe years! Laugh from the edge of your seat as town characters wait for the second wall to hit!
3:45pm Robbie Bonham: Cartoon Character [Comedy] Dropkick Murphy's
Being brought up by cartoons and comics can only skew one's view of the world. Irishman Robbie Bonham shows you HOW skewed, though there may be more than cartoons and comics to blame. Adult humour.
3:45pm Free Improv Show: The Discount Comedy Checkout [Comedy] Base
In their fifth year, the Yorkshire-based improvisers bring their first hour long, fully improvised, free show to Edinburgh. Bringing you new show every afternoon. You suggest it and we perform it. For best results, bring ideas!
3:45pm Let's Abduct Mother Theresa [Comedy] Ryan's Cellar Bar
All the way from Aberdeen, that place where Nirvana are from, are the Comedy Society, here to make you tepidly chuckle. With sketches and stand-up, the variety is there. All you need to ever know on Shakespeare, the Imperial March, the Iliad and so much more. It's an education. And a riot. End plug.
3:50pm Quiz in my Pants [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
Edinburgh's silliest panel show returns! Special guests every day - previous guests include Miles Jupp, Tom Green & Noise Next Door. Features the ever-popular `Muffin Diving` round, & the world's longest quickfire round! An encyclopaedic knowledge of Sean Bean, Backstreet Boys & the National Trust will come in handy in beating the panellists...
3:50pm Mark Cooper-Jones: Geography Teacher [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
The tall one from WitTank emphatically reinforces Geography teacher stereotypes for forty minutes. Chortle Best Newcomer nominee, 2012 Runner-up Loaded Laftas 2011 Star of BBC3’s ‘Live at the Electric’ with WitTank ***** List
3:50pm Edinburgh Must Sees [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
A carousel of some of the best acts from across the Edinburgh Fringe. Carefully selected and all doing their best to win your heart to go and see their full shows. ("A fantastic night of comedy" ***** - The London Word)
3:50pm the elegant culture clash [Comedy] GHQ
Tamika Campbell returns from her non stop globe trotting,Never lacking in thrust is Tamika still the excited child, Steve Bennet scolded "Her material is as raw as her style, frequently base and always unsophisticated" that was then now shes just an angry mother supported by Masud Compered Billy McGuire
3:55pm Dolly Mixture [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
Acclaimed character comic, Anna Morris, presents her debut solo show. A darkly sweet collection of comedy treats and delightful dolls. Collect them all while stocks last. Batteries not included. Some dolls may bite. ‘Inspired....Comedy gold’ (Remote Goat). ‘Fearless..terrfying and hilarious’ (Onthefringepaper.co.uk). ‘Breathtaking’ (Camden People). ‘Darkly comic’ (Snipe London).
4:00pm Life in a Film [Theatre] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
An embarrassingly honest tale of one woman's quest for independence. You'll follow her onward battle against money, men and time. Unable to pinpoint what on earth she's doing in life and on stage you'll experience a roller coaster of a ride through theatre, comedy, spoken word and TUUNES! And in turn feel liberated. Which is what we all want, right?!
4:00pm Daniel-Ryan Spaulding: How Dare You! [Comedy] Hudson Hotel - Bacaro
Provocative, Intelligent, and Sassy! Having performed in 23 countries worldwide, Internationally Touring Canadian Stand-up Comic Daniel-Ryan Spaulding is a fearless, lovable, young gay man, who doesn't take shit from anyone! **** "He's intelligent, and above all very funny. His material is tight, his delivery is strong, his timing is perfect" - Scotsgay
4:00pm Phill Jupitus IS Porky The Poet in 'Twenty-seven years on' [Comedy] Jam House
In 1985 Phill Jupitus left the white-hot cauldron of the civil service for life as a performance poet. He has finally managed to get an hour together. Just about. Un-ticketed event/ Strictly first-come-first-admitted - doors open at 3.00pm www.offthekerb.co.uk
4:00pm Rob Auton: The Yellow Show [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
This show is a show about the colour yellow. This show is suitable for people who know of the colour yellow. ‘A very funny man’ (Paddy Considine). Like watching a kid caught in the stage lights of his first Nativity’ (Venue.co.uk).
4:00pm Shane Browne: "Generation-Y, and the doomsday whistle" [Comedy] Amarone
Generation Y is the demographic of people born between 1980 and 2000. This show is about them, me (being one of them) and the increasingly barmy world we inhabit as we gloriously stampede towards the impending cliff of modern life. Its also about other stuff too. And its funny.
4:00pm The Quadrantines [Comedy] Opium
Three up and coming comedians each sat on different chairs of the stand-up comedy spectrum, ranging from the adorably innocent David Murphy to the borderline psychotic Daniel Nicholas via the charmingly intense Jack Campbell. For free!
4:00pm New York All-Star Comedy Hour [Comedy] Whistlebinkies
Visit the Big Apple without leaving Old Town! Tribeca Comedy Lounge, NYC’s hottest new comedy club, presents the festival’s best comics from both sides of the pond. Features former* Fringe award winners, as well as some of the biggest names in US comedy as seen on Comedy Central, Letterman, and HBO. Presented in conjunction with LLaugh. *(and undoubtedly future!)
4:15pm Do Not Adjust Your Stage [Comedy] Whynot?
Ever wanted to be the Director General of your own television network? Join us as we improvise a bespoke TV schedule based on your suggestions. Each performance we will create brand new soaps, documentaries, games shows and songs! A fast-paced comedy improv show that puts you in control! www.dnays.com
4:15pm The Jewbadour - Daniel Cainer [Cabaret] Mood -- main space
Brilliantly crafted stories in song from a master songwriter and musician. Feuding tailors, a coke-dealing rabbi... opening off-broadway in October 2012. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, what’s not to like? ‘Reminds me of Buñuel’ Alan Bennett; ‘Go See this Man’ Fascinating Aida; ‘Genius’ 3 weeks (please use this one)
4:15pm The Pigeon Hole Presents: Stand-Up Comedy [Comedy] Mood -- cabaret room
Five hand-picked unconventionally attractive comedians from the Pigeon Hole comedy club will tell jokes for free. So come into the pigeon hole for an evenings entertainment- seating provided
4:15pm Genevieve Swallow is Sharing [Comedy] Le Monde - Shanghai
Genevieve needs a new roomie. Could it be you? Hilarious stories & characters celebrating house-sharing. Funny Women Finalist, Stage Awards Nominee & Fringe Report Best Actress. From BBC’s Red Dwarf and approximately one third of sketch group Domestic Goddi. ***** (Whatsonstage) 'She has the audience hooting with glee.' (Scotsman)
4:15pm rory o hanlon a bit of craic in the afternoon [Comedy] Rush
RORY O HANLON bit of craic in the afternoon is exactly what it sounds like an hour of hilarious observational and autobiographical storys from of ireland leading stand up comedians who is back at the fringe for the fourth year in a row so come along and join in for great hour of fun in the afternoon
4:15pm Paul Dabek Presents Thurston [Theatre] Voodoo Rooms - Ballroom
Howard Thurston was America's leading magician throughout the early 1900s, However his chequered past was far less polished than his performances. Award-winning magician and actor Paul Dabek lifts the lid on Houdini's biggest rival... Thurston a superstar of the golden age of magic.
4:20pm Sergeant Buzfuz: Go To The Devil And Shake Yourself [Events] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
Alternative folk singer Sergeant Buzfuz sings the shocking history of the first fourteen centuries of the papacy. “I love the fact it’s like nothing else I’ve ever heard” (Mark Lamarr, Radio 2) “eye-opener and eyebrow-raiser” (Gideon Coe, BBC 6) “you won't hear anything else like it, EVER” (Subba-Cultcha.com)
4:20pm D'You Hear About Todd? [Spoken Word] Fingers Piano Bar
Talk 'n' music on modern death: last wishes, pimping your own funeral, silent tributes, public outpourings, juicy obituaries, the economy of grief, and Todd. 'Brilliant' ('Scotsman'). Author Jonathan Hartley and Pianist/Composer Will Pickvance squint into the blackest light and laugh. www.facebook.com/DyouHearAboutTodd
4:20pm A Degree of Comedy [Comedy] Dragonfly
Stand up comedy by Luke Graves. What do you mean who? Luke? Been in a few new act finals? BBC Radio 2 semi... No he didn't win any, it's not about winning its the... yes I suppose winning would have helped, you're right. Did I mention it's free? www.lukegraves.co.uk
4:30pm Francis Foster and Friends [Comedy] Siglo
Francis Foster and Friends is a show dedicated to bringing you the best of the fringe without you having to traipse around Edinburgh looking for them. We've got the best of the up and coming comedians and occasionally a big name star as well!
4:30pm Fresh Faces At The Free Fringe [Comedy] Southsider
Now in our 6th Year. See up to six new acts each show. Why risk being bored by one face for an hour watching a first solo show? Some of our acts measure their comedy career in months - others a little longer. 'Comedy in Small Chunks'.
4:30pm Improlympians [Comedy] Fiddlers Elbow -- Upstairs
The Improlympians return to create more plays based entirely on audience suggestions... for free! ('Three quick, funny men ...well worth a watch' - ThreeWeeks, 2008) ( 'They're really good at Improv' - ThreeWeeks, 2009); ('More comedy should be like this' - edinburghfestival.list.co.uk, 2010) Filmed for preservation in the Fringe Performance Archive 2010.
4:35pm The People's Federation of International Comedians presents: [Comedy] Ciao Roma
every day a different line-up of international stand-up comics. Plus: Wouter Meijs
4:45pm Computer Programmer Extraordinaire [Comedy] Globe Bar
So You Think You're Funny finalist Raph Shirley presents a comedy about a geek in denial. "Brimming with potential and ambition" - Chortle. "Hilarious" - London Evening Standard. www.raphshirley.com
4:45pm The Edinburgh Revue Sketch Show [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
Some Edinburgh University alumni have been to space, some have won medals and some have run countries. Now five silly students will perform sketches for your enjoyment. 'the comic talent of the future' **** (The Skinny) 'laugh-out-loud funny' (fringe-report) 'a great piece of comedy straight from Edinburgh University' **** (edfringereview.com)
4:45pm Peter Piper - The Man Behind The Legend [Theatre] Princes Mall Space L8
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. But where is it? Peter, his talkative friend (a) Pea, and the mysterious cabbage-bearded Clachan Shanda, confront the Mafia, the state, and themselves finding out.
4:50pm Fat Kitten Goes Speed Dating [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Make-a-Wish Theatresports Cup 2011 winners Fat Kitten Improv bring their exciting new improv comedy speed dating show. Three minutes. Two actors. One suggestion. No escape.
4:50pm Michelle de Swarte & Bobby Mair: Unbalanced [Comedy] Belushi's
Michelle's "amusingly risqué tone" is refreshingly bold and breathes new life into the current generation of 'funny women'. Performing alongside Michelle is award-winning Canadian comic Bobby Mair described as "Fresh and downright disturbing. A bright, dark future surely awaits."
4:55pm KOMIC SUTRA [Comedy] Chiquito
Nitin Mirani's - Komic Sutra Having seen the world through a gulf war, a global recession, 8 years of a Bush administration, and yes, even through a 1000 Indian weddings.This Dubai-based Indian "Glocal" comedian's unique observational skills and interactive style will leave you asking "Komic Sutra - What is your favorite position?"
4:55pm Yianni in "Numb and Number" [Comedy] Canons' Gait
Hyperlogical comedian obsessed by numbers gets diagnosed mildly autistic aged 33.3 (recurring) and finally understands why! An irreverent hour of number-based, logic-fuelled absurdity. Don't worry. No maths knowledge required! TOP 5 FREE FRINGE SHOWS - The List **** 'Wonderfully funny' (TimeOut) **** 'Compares favourably with Woody Allen' (Chortle) ****
5:00pm Passion, Pints and Potatoes [Comedy] Dropkick Murphy's
Two Irish country bumpkins from the land of priests and potatoes talk life, love and everything between. Jokes while standing, sung words and fun moments.
5:00pm Firenado! The Sketch Show [Comedy] Buffs Club
What is a Firenado? Find out the answer to this and other questions you had never imagined would be worth asking. Prepare yourselves for the hilarious onslaught of entertainment that is... Firenado! www.firenado.com/thesketchshow.
5:00pm Andrew J. Lederer -- "Cold Comfort" [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
Andrew was trying to learn whether his London breakdown had been emotional or physical. On 14 May, 2012, he received an undisturbing answer. But his questions had led him down some unexpected roads. He was scheduled to be ripped apart by surgeons. The next day. "Deserves your attention," Robin Ince
5:00pm German Comedian [Comedy] Base
Christian Schulte-Loh is German Comedian. 'One of the most subversive acts ever.' (The Spectator). The internationally acclaimed German stand-up comedian returns to Edinburgh. 'A funny German – the only one.' (Kkunst magazine). Info: www.germancomedian.com
5:00pm End of the World Show [Comedy] Ryan's Cellar Bar
How will the end of the world affect you? Is it nigh? Which religion gives you the best and most convenient consumer experience? Join nice Mr Death as he tries to get you best End Times deal. This show could change your death! www.endof theworldshow.com
5:05pm The Tim and Pat Show [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
Absurdist stand-up, sketches and songs from two of comedy’s most exciting emerging acts and 2011/12 Chortle Nominees Tim Shishodia (Winner, Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year 2010) and Pat Cahill (Winner, Hackney Empire New Act of the Year 2012). A free fringe highlight.
5:05pm Stephanie Laing & Martin Croser: GREENS! [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
Stephanie- Slim, Beautiful ("disgusting and delightful in equal measure"-Three Weeks) & Martin- rotund, also Beautiful ("Croser's writing is first rate."- Scotsman) do comedy at you for as long as is palatable/ socially acceptable (55 minutes)
5:05pm Luggage Room [Comedy] GHQ
Three school teachers, one room and a lot of luggage. A comedy play about a tragedy in Greece. Expect thrills, spills and a lot of luggage...in a room.
5:05pm Rory & Tim: Good for Nothing [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
After a year of failed job interviews and rummaging through bins for food, confusingly-named trio Rory & Tim have realised their future lies in making people laugh for no money. ‘Unmissable sketch comedy’ (ThreeWeeks).
5:10pm Monkey Poet's Potty Mouth [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
Internationally acclaimed Monkey Poet's new set stand up poetry casts a wry eye over the birth, use and misuse of language. "This audience was in stitches" THREE WEEKS
5:15pm The Birmingham Footnotes: Lust for Glory [Comedy] Opium
Student comedy is the future. Catch them here before they end up on a KPMG Grad-scheme. The Footnotes present 4 of the best Birmingham stand-ups. Ever wondered who ruined Dave Benson Phillips’ career? It was these guys... “Wonderfully adept at making people laugh as hard as possible” (Redbrick Newspaper)
5:15pm Female Hitchhiker The Truth About Getting Around [Theatre] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
Some secrets are too personal, crazy, or ridiculous to share - except with a stranger. Ten years of close encounters on Britain's roads. Impossible coincidences, moments of lunacy, glimpses of God, truths aren't told but should be. ***** Oxford Fringe Review ‘Passionate … honest … outstanding' (American Publishers Association).
5:15pm Words & Women [Theatre] The Street
Words and Women brings you a taste of new writing mixed with great actresses in contemporary women’s monologues. Skyers Productions present topical, exciting and engaging stories that everyone can enjoy. Forget your typical dark and whiney women’s dilemmas; Words and Women promises a unique collection of fresh and inspiring monologues guaranteed to entertain, brought to you by some of London’s up-and-coming theatrical talent.
5:15pm Tesco chainstore massacre [Spoken Word] Amarone
Sheffield's tallest and funniest poet (off the shelf festival) presents an hour of bold, barmy British comedy satire about one man's struggle against the tyrant of tesco and finding a decent pair of jean shorts, contains poems, songs and zumba dancing
5:15pm Christian Reilly: THis Is Not A Love Song [Comedy] Whistlebinkies
Perrier/Chortle winner. Come, feel the noise. Not necessarily in that order. “Blisteringly funny songs” -Stage. "Seriously cool, seriously funny" -Richard Herring. “If you’re a fan of Bill Bailey/Rich Hall, you’re probably a Reilly fan already” -Guardian. “The comedy equivalent of Motörhead slamming straight into Ace Of Spades" -Scotsman
5:15pm www.ourmothersdidaveem.co.uk Variety Showcase PBH's Free Fringe [Comedy] Hudson Hotel - Bacaro
Venue Hudson - Time 17:15 - 18:15 - Dates 4th-25th This group of comedians is a collection of the funniest comedians who are willing to work with Matt. An extremely funny group who are sure to have you in stitches. Visit the website for more details…
5:30pm The Mechanisms: Once Upon a Time (in Space) [Cabaret] Whynot?
As Old King Cole, tyrant of New Constantinople, hungers for conquest, he has Rose Red seized to create an unstoppable army. Now her sister Snow, becoming General White, must lead the doomed resistance. Storytelling, fairy tales, music and steampunk space-pirates? Absolutely!
5:30pm Folken Britain [Comedy] Le Monde - Shanghai
Winner of a Three Weeks Editor’s Choice Award, Susan is back with a new character show. “razor sharp wit and apt social observation brilliantly displaced onto a surreal setting. Smart and original absurdist comedy” **** (ThreeWeeks). “One of the most entertaining hours of the Festival...really impressive indeed” **** 1/2 (British Comedy Guide)
5:30pm Uclan Drama Society's Romeo and Juliet [Theatre] Café Camino
Rediscover the tale of the two warring families of Capulet and Montague and of two lovers kept apart through great adversity.
5:30pm MegaGames with Tom Webb [Comedy] Dragonfly
A hilarious tournament of interactive games played by and made up of YOU, the audience. 'Guaranteed fun' (LondonIsFunny). Including Human Hungry Hippos, Crowd Kerplunk, Big Top Trumps and Audience Guess Who. With prizes and host, Tom Webb. ‘Ingenious & fresh’ (Time Out) ‘Hilarious... A comedy treat ????’ (Edinburgh Evening News)
5:30pm An Englishman, an Irishman, Two Scotsmen.. and then some. [Theatre] Rush
Attack! Conquer! Pillage! Why? Conspire! Trade! Backstab! Why?? A farcical comedy about the eccentric, insecure and power-crazed leaders of Scotland, England, Wales and Ireland all plotting the overthrow of their neighbours. Expect fake beards, cross dressing, whisky, Guinness and a very weary French servant... Attack!!!
5:30pm The Raphael Attar Variety Hour [Cabaret] Mood -- cabaret room
A hip-hop show like no other! From dancehall to free jazz via dinosaurs, robots, Liam Neeson's Taken, sock puppet Brian Harvey and the theme from Quantum Leap. Combining deft wordplay with absurd comedy and absurder music, all wrapped in a Gary Barlow T-shirt.
5:30pm Hairy Pretty Things [Cabaret] Fingers Piano Bar
Dave The Bear presents this years most seductively stupid show, fusing naughty jazz and HipHop covers and original songs with some of London's most notorious burlesque acts.‘Sultry and soulful, I could have listened to him all night' – The Scotsman
5:30pm Massive Horse [Comedy] Mood -- main space
Musical Comedy Duo Massive Horse bring you their own brand of music, surreal sketches and mind-blowing visuals. Join Rick and Canz on an adventure into their strange and ridiculous world where the question 'What will happen next" will be asked again and again! A truly unique show that will have you laughing until your final breath! Come!
5:30pm James Christopher: Bring Me The Head Of Russell Kane [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
Combining the titles of the previous two Fringe Festival Awards winners, to create something considerably less successful. But still very funny. In his third full solo show, James Christopher takes a look at various comedians and styles, and even offers an unlikely take on 'edgy' comedy!
5:45pm Garrett Millerick: Which One's Fergal? [Comedy] Southsider
Mixes satire, physical comedy, storytelling and observational humour with a sprinkling of motivational rap to create something akin to a one man stage version of Jamie?s Dream School but without the aspirational elements. 'Brilliantly enacted and equally entertaining' **** Three Weeks 'Excellent' The Skinny
5:45pm Matthew Highton's End of the Road [Comedy] Siglo
I have fifty words to coax you into my show. I have just wasted ten. What to expect: Beautiful abstract, stand-up storytelling and an experience like no other! **** Three Weeks, **** Broadway Baby, ‘Wonderful Surrealism’ The Guardian
5:45pm PROGRESS! [Comedy] Fiddlers Elbow -- Upstairs
PROGRESS - Progressive Progression Progressively Progressing. This is our playground. Come. Join in. Regular collaborators include; Sarl Kchultz, Ten Barget, Sick None, Kohn Jearns, L'Dam Aarter, Cay Jowle, Bhris Coyd, L'Tuart Saws, Hatthew Mighton, Cat Pahill and Rick Mooon.
5:50pm Test Tube Comedy [Comedy] Ciao Roma
This very friendly comedy night is hosted by Dec Munro (‘moments of real brilliance’ - Chortle). "Great show, great crowd, great host, great night!" Rich Fulcher. Line-ups drawn from the best up-n-coming stand-up and sketch acts on the circuit. Consistently recommended in Time Out. Daily Line-ups Twitter: @decmunro. Come along!
6:00pm The Six O'Clock Club [Comedy] Kilderkin
Four comics every night - hand-picked from the best up-and-coming acts on the circuit. Start your evening with some free stand-up comedy at the friendliest little comedy club at the Fringe.
6:00pm Unneeded Baggage [Theatre] Princes Mall Space L8
What is it to be a goddess in our time? Snickelway Theatre Company challenge the ideas of feminism and consumerism in a society comparative to that of Troy.
6:00pm Ben Hustwayte & Jack Campbell: Get it On [Comedy] Globe Bar
Growing up on the streets of rural Cambridgeshire, Ben Hustwayte, 'smilingly funny observations' (Leicester Mercury) and Jack Campbell, 'star quality way beyond his years' (Off-Beat Magazine) only had their wit to survive, and now they bring you an hour of hilarious stand-up comedy! Lets Get It On!
6:00pm Richard Tyrone Jones's Big Heart [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
How do you fight back when your own heart tries to kill you? ‘Impeccable wordsmith’ **** (FringeGuru.com) and Free Fringe Spoken Word Director @rtjpoet explores and explains his near-fatal, thirtieth-birthday heart failure. Featuring cardiomyopoetry, anecdosage and animation, this is ‘Fascinating, sobering, hilarious and ultimately uplifting’ (New Scientist). www.richardtyronejones.com
6:00pm Fresh Faces At The Free Fringe [Comedy] Belushi's
See 4.30 Southsider.
6:05pm This Show Isn't Sh*te, It's Shite [Comedy] Canons' Gait
Honestly, I wanted to do the one-man show that got five one-star reviews in 1994. Which was shite. But the big fat Fringe Programme refused to print that. Scr*w that for a l*rk. That saved me £300. Meanwhile, this is that 1994 show. See if I've improved.
6:05pm Boris Nicoli's "Hamered and Tickled" [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Arriving in the UK with only an entertainment visa and his “fake” mind reading experiments, now visa is expiring. Unexplainable Mind Reading demonstrations with a twist of Original Comedy and KGB leanings, Boris is looking for love. “We are the show together with great minds interacting, like no other. –Boris-
6:10pm Michelle Wormleighton: Bewildered [Comedy] Chiquito
Failed playwright and actress Michelle Wormleighton portrays discarded characters from her ill-fated gangster epic, 'Crimefellows'. Burritos available. ‘Michelle Wormleighton was great’ (Hairline.org.uk).
6:10pm Adam Strauss: Varieties of Religious Experience [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
Inspired by a study showing that hallucinogenic mushrooms can effectively treat obsessive compulsive disorder, Adam Strauss embarked on his own programme of vigilante psychopharmacology. This award-winning New York comic takes you* on a journey through madness and redemption, with a brief side trip to pick up Chinese. *presuming you go, obviously
6:15pm You Are Being Lied To [Comedy] Base
Believe the news? Don't! Comedian and former hard new journalist David Mulholland fact checks the tabloids and find that when they get it right, it's an accident. But when they get it wrong, it's no accident. Completely new 2012 show. Warning -- contains facts.
6:15pm Mark Doheny- All In [Comedy] Dropkick Murphy's
Craic Attack winner Mark Doheny's comedy show deals with gambling, his sudden and crippling addiction to baking and losing 6 stones weight in 7 months mainly by being stubborn.
6:15pm Jack Barry & Patrick Turpin: Your New Mild Friends [Comedy] Buffs Club
Jack and Patrick mount the tired old horse that is stand-up comedy. They're riding bareback, so you'd be silly to miss it. Another show from a pair of 20-something amateur comedians in the back room of a pub. 'Instantly likeable ... surreal and hilarious' (Three Weeks)
6:20pm Lucy Ayrton: Lullabies to Make Your Children Cry [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
Women in fairy tales are rubbish. But they never used to be. What happened? Poet/songstress Lucy Ayrton unravels the dark, beautiful fairy tales of our past, and spins some of her own. A Tea Fuelled Production.
6:20pm BERLIN EXPAT COMEDY FUN SHOW (AND PASSUN) [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
Three-day parties, cheap beer, kinky sex, minimal techno, and Hitler: get an insider’s take on life in today’s hedonist Berlin from stars of the German capital’s growing English-language stand-up comedy underground. Featuring Paul Salamone (USA), Caroline Clifford (England), Chris Davis (Scotland), Passun Ernesto Azhand (Germany/Afghanistan), and others.
6:20pm Norwegians of Comedy [Comedy] GHQ
"These twats are flying the flag for alternative comedy in Norway. Don't let their impeccable English deter you. Brilliant. Funny bones.- Tony Law "Whenever I laugh at a Norwegian comic, nine times out of ten it's one of these guys" - Dag Sørås "Hilarious and charming, with a Viking's swipe on societal hypocrisies" - Scott Capurro
6:20pm Sex 'n' Slugs 'n' Accordion [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
Jet sings stories about slugs in love, criminal gurus and hallucinating butterflies while beat-boxing and playing accordion, loop-station, toy-piano and flute. 'Hilarious, engaging, dramatic, energetic, touching and thoroughly original' (SLO Tribune). A drunk witness in Montreal: "This woman is crazy!" www.jetblackpearl.com
6:20pm 2 Facedbook 3. Jools Constant [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
Leave your phone ON and then you decide the content and direction of the show using Facebook. Suggest videos, heckle the comedians, ask the guests questions. Absolutely anything goes because you decide and you are in control. Every show is completely different and its unpredictability makes things very exciting.
6:30pm Elleray and Ross: Distract & Conquer [Comedy] Amarone
Nick Elleray and Joshua Ross combine offbeat wordplay with lo-fi storytelling. There's also the chance for the audience to take them on in the Daily Test of Mettle. For clips and details of special guest acts visit distractandconquer.co.uk.
6:30pm Lady Celeste: Exploring Down Under [Cabaret] The Street
The Australian superstar wants you to come and explore down under! Find out what makes it special for her, and discover what will make it special for you. After a brief hiatus, and decades of experience - this Global Icon will leave you more than satisfied.
6:30pm An Imaginary Circus [Spoken Word] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
What do a master glass-blower, an itinerant ballad-singer, and the acrobat's forgotten daughter have in common? They are all part of an imaginary circus. Join poet Ben Maier for a storytelling extravaganza. (‘Brilliant poet…exceptional performer’ – Hugh Odling-Smee, Belfast Book Festival)
6:30pm Would You Let Your Daughter Marry A Weegie? [Comedy] Hudson Hotel - Bacaro
Malcolm lives in Morningside, Edinburgh's genteel suburb. Imagine how he feels when his daughter announces her plans to marry a Glaswegian! Malcolm's horror is complete when his son-in-law turns out to be a Glaswegian Ned ... a Glaswegian Ned Nudist Poet! Robin Cairns keeps his kilt on throughout this Scottish comedy!
6:30pm Little Ruby [Comedy] Malones
6:30pm Delicious [Comedy] Opium
Max Fletcher…in a convenient location **** Intermission Max Fletcher…kind of works *** OTR Max Fletcher… ** Cherwell
6:40pm Overexposed: A Slightly Awkward Peep Show [Comedy] Fingers Piano Bar
Straight from a sold-out run in the City of Brotherly Love, three performers standing at a crossroads of sexuality come together to perform extremely funny and remarkably revealing storytelling. More info, www.slightlyawkwardpeepshow.com.
6:40pm Steph Lane & Cerys Nelmes: Keep Calm and Carry Cider [Comedy] Dragonfly
Prepared for any situation in the time-honoured Westcountry way are Bristolians Steph Lane ("Dark-cored quips hit their mark" Chortle) and Cerys Nelmes ("A strong, funny woman" Inter:Mission). Join them for an hour of stand up, from real-life stories to super sharp one liners. Drink up!
6:40pm Charmian Hughes-Charmageddon! [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
apocalyptic fashion tips, romantic advice, badvent calendar, last wish fulfilment and legendary dance of the seven cardigans. Using examples from World History and her own Teenage Diary, Charmian shows that even when it’s the end of the world, it isn’t. 2012 Silver Comedy Award Finalist. 'best gags' independent.
6:45pm Abanico Flamenco [Dance] Mood -- main space
Abanico,‘fan’ in English,is symbolic of the way in which this show spreads-out and transmits the varying emotions characterised by flamenco music-dance,bringing together the purest flamenco with unique interpretation.Dondeduendes will leave you mesmerised.***TheScotman***TheSkinny FlamencoLessons: CafeCamino 4-7th,15-16.15pm / 8-25th,16-17.30pm. www.myspace.com/dondeduendes.
6:45pm WhyNotComedy [Comedy] Whynot?
A stand up comedy show featuring 5 comedians of all sorts ("the next Ross Noble" - "the Scottish Daniel Kitson") from the Scottish comedy circuit. Expect a few surprise guests each night. WARNING: May Contain Jokes
6:45pm Project Adorno's Record Collection [Cabaret] Le Monde - Shanghai
Oddball facts and original songs from electro-pop duo Project Adorno. Themes include 8-bit computer games, library date-stamps and Newsnight. Cross between Brel, Pet Shop Boys and Camberwick Green. Retro-futurist visionaries with Stylophones in their hands and Charles Aznavour on their headphones. ‘Nerd Heaven’ **** Broadway Baby
6:45pm Funny Miss London [Comedy] Mood -- cabaret room
Miss London couldn't think of a name for her first ever Edinburgh show so she decided to name it after her Twitter. Although she is funny, and her name is Miss London so it all worked out quite nicely. "Bursts on to the stage with attitude so in-your-face you can’t ignore it" Steve Bennet. Chortle "Miss London Crowned Funniest Woman" Comedy Central. Winner of Funny Women 2009
7:00pm One Track Minds: Stage 1 (in which our heros are each in 2 minds) [Comedy] Fiddlers Elbow -- Upstairs
Atheism, Consumerism, Socialism, Jism. Part 1 of 2. Andrew and Robert will each do a 25 minute set and occasionally be joined by other comedians. See part 2 every day at 9pm Amarone
7:00pm Quarter Life Crisis [Comedy] Southsider
Ever felt crazier than Mel Gibson in a synagogue? You may have had a quarter-life crisis! Debut solo hour from Aaron Twitchen, tackling his issues and diagnosing yours. Scotsgay pick of the free fringe 2011
7:00pm AAA AAA AAA Lighting fever [Cabaret] Siglo
Scott Hutchison presents his debut indoor show. He has done street shows for the past nine years. This show will feature some John Travolta classics as well as a little bit of circus and magic. Don't miss it!
7:05pm Look at Craig and Rachel [Comedy] Ciao Roma
Stand-ups Craig Deeley, Rachel Sambrooks and some of their comedy chums share their bemusement of modern life. A Laffacino production.
7:15pm Guy Manners: Manners Costs Nothing [Comedy] Globe Bar
This show will not be a masterclass in social etiquette. It will more than likely be a barrage of cock jokes strung together with the most tenuous of themes. But my surname is Manners and the show is free! So you have to admit, that's a bloody good title! ("Deliciously Dark", "Literally had audience in tears" 4*stars Threeweeks) ("Very likable and talented" Shortlist.com)
7:15pm Hitch and Mitch - Stinky Show [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
Critics' favourite Hitch and Mitch, ‘slight, amateurish and anticlimactic’ **** (Skinny), ‘belabouring punch lines’ (List), 'Arse' (ThreeWeeks) return with another silly afflatus which guarantees conniption. What's that name again? That's right, it's the Stinky Show. #stinkyshow
7:15pm Doom - The Musical [Comedy] Kilderkin
Easy To Find At The Bottom Of The Hill! Now With Fewer Musicians! Less Talent! Vastly Lowered Expectations! Sing All The Things!
7:15pm Kabarett: Alternative Variety [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Edinburgh's foremost purveyors of twisted cabaret return to the Fringe with showcase of the Festival's finest alt. variety acts. Expect dazzling burlesque, circus sideshow, experimental live art, music & comedy in an eclectic revue which is different each night. (Refreshingly non-conformist - The Scotsman) (The Real Underground Cabaret **** - The Skinny)
7:15pm Andrew O'Neill and Marc Burrows Do Music & Comedy & Hideous Murder [Comedy] Canons' Gait
The comedy half of The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing present a right gruesome steampunk knees-up, with songs. **** (Independent). ‘Genius ... side-splitting’ ***** (Big Cheese)
7:20pm Bobby Carroll: Low Voltage [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
After five years of playing the bear-pits and shitholes of the UK, misanthrope stand-up Bobby Carroll's debut hour; like Curb Your Enthusiasm but without the production values. ‘A rare find ... fresh and funny’ - Kate Copstick, The Scotsman ‘Quick wit and observation’ - Evening Standard ‘Brilliace and originality’ - Three Weeks
7:25pm The Land of Nod [Comedy] Chiquito
A hilarious quick fire, 4 hander, sketch show featuring the topical to the macabre, surreal to the satirical. Stamp your feet to the Morrisey Dancers; twizzle your moustache to Non de Plums and sing along to the grand finale of Down the Lane. ‘Witty, fresh and genuinely funny’.
7:30pm Mace and Burton: Heartbreak Hotel [Comedy] Buffs Club
Ever been broken hearted and needed somewhere to go? Lizzy Mace and Juliette Burton welcome guests from across the Fringe in this cathartic comedy chatshow exploring heartbreak, heartache and those heartwarming moments that make it all worthwhile. www.twitter.com/MaceAndBurton
7:30pm Thomas Hardie Presents: Where's Thomas Hardie? [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
'Talented and versatlie sketch duo',**** (RemoteGoat.co.uk) Thomas Hardie, are back with a show full of mystery and suspense for Hardie, and a joyous rollercoaster of characters and sketches for the audience!
7:30pm Tom and Laura: Secrets and Lies [Dance] Café Camino
For 1 hour, in a public space, meet Tom and Laura in a BRAND NEW Physical Theatre Production. Taken out of the theatre, and performed metres in front of you, be part of their story.
7:30pm Yorkshire Comedy Cabaret IV: Jokers, Born & Interbred [Comedy] Base
Big laughs, big venue, big guests, primetime! Comedy plus magic and burlesque to tickle your Yorkshire puddings. Now in our fourth year, see our biggest show yet! MC James Christopher introduces top stand-up from Graham Lee, Richard Scully, Sony Radio Nominee Max Dickins, plus cheeky burlesque from Trixie Passion.
7:30pm Flea Circus Open Slam [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
Top talent from across the Edinburgh Festival Fringe meet to compete in battle. The prize? Glory, and a chance to make a video with Tea Fuelled. Past acts include Penny Dreadfuls, Mark Grist, Tom Rosenthal and Pappy's.
7:35pm Benjamin Crellin: Stands To Reason [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
A safe bet for the serious stand-up fan. This socio-political comedy juggernaut ploughs through the taboos of the modern age with gags that trample over every idol and institution his psyche and the world it perceives have to offer. Visceral, intelligent humour that leaves a residue of depth and genuine meaning.
7:35pm Big In Dubai! [Comedy] GHQ
Dubai comedy stars chance their arm in Edinburgh! Join host Mina Liccione, 'seriously funny' - Gulf News, Ray Addison & Jamie Johnson – from Dubai’s ‘Get Up Standup!’ and Ali Al Sayed, 'one of the most influential comedians around the world' - Toastmasters Magazine, for an evening of unforgettable stand-up comedy!
7:35pm The Mysterious World Of Clovis Van Darkhelm [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
Channeller of spirits, amateur anthropologist, revealer of mysteries and collector af magical esoterica. The man who has taken wearing black and annoying indigenous tribes to new levels has embarked on his 2012 lecture tour! Come to mock and stay to wonder! Featuring the Mongolian Death Worm!
7:45pm An Evening With Samantha [Cabaret] The Street
Following her sell-out Sunday Night Supper Clubs at the Bethnal Green Working Men's Club and the Dalston Boys Hall, Samantha comes to Edinburgh with stories, games, guests and just a little bit of burlesque. www.samanthaman.co.uk
7:45pm BECkY FURY (+SUppORT) [Comedy] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
People ask if i’m worried about rohypnol. if i want to knock a bloke out. i’m more a half brick, in the handbag, round the back of the head kind of girl. More like that. And a story about accidently setting up a pop up lap dancing venue in a graveyard. Sex, Jokes and rock’n’roll.
7:45pm Martha McBrier 'People Person' [Comedy] Opium
McBrier has evolved from pathological people-pleaser to mild-mannered misanthrope. She'll show you how it’s done. If you're easily offended, please sit where she can see you. ‘I genuinely kept forgetting I was watching a woman’ (Scotsman). Hell is other people. 'A natural comic' (Chortle)
7:45pm The Grumpy Magicians go on Holiday [Magic] Hudson Hotel - Bacaro
Following the very successful performance at last year’s PBH free fringe The Grumpy Magicians return with their new show, The Grumpy Magicians go on holiday. Full of baffling and entertaining magic. Guaranteed an unforgettable experience.
7:50pm Pattie Brewster's Friendship Venture (For Some Friends) [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
Oh hi guys! Just a normal (not creepy!) girl called… Pattie! I’m a YouTube film-maker and the author of several self-help books (not for publication, just for me). It’s 2012 these days, so I’m trying to make friends, because at the moment I mainly know cats. Anyway, enough about cats!
7:50pm Anthropoetry [Spoken Word] Fingers Piano Bar
BBC R4 Slam Champion Ben Mellor takes you on a stand-up poetry and music fuelled tour around the body, attempting to get the measure of modern life through anatomical analogy. With sounds, beats, beeps and whistles by Dan Steele. “An undiluted talent. Concentrated.” Lemn Sissay
7:50pm Nice People Have Ruined My Life [Comedy] Dragonfly
Two quite different, brilliant stand-ups ponder life’s complexities. Sweet and tender hooligan Asli Akbay and this charming man Simon Lilley are feisty, laidback and offbeat. You are human and you need to be loved. ‘F*cking great’ (Brendon Burns) ‘Delightful’ (AmusedMoose.com) ‘Funny and light hearted... decent banter’ **** (ThreeWeeks). www.nicepeoplehaveruinedmylife.com
8:00pm Hyde & Lyons [Comedy] Mood -- cabaret room
Elf Lyons is a badass erotic writer 'too talented for someone barely twenty [...] expect her to be a major star' (One4Review.com). Patch Hyde is a hardcore fudge maker with a 'powerful talent for finding the funny' (Scotsman). *****(ThreeWeeks). **** (FringeGuru.com).
8:00pm Legion of Doom's Sketch Show [Comedy] Whynot?
THE LEGION NEEDS YOU! Come join the Twisted Army of Lee Hithersay and Rob Rhys Bond! Moistly grounded in a grungy world of suburban surrealism the Legion of Doom's sketches include some foul mouthed goldfish, an EVIL Parrot, and a DOLPHIN called Yossi. THE LEGION OF DOOM NEEDS YOU
8:00pm Mister Meredith's Christmas Crack [Cabaret] Le Monde - Shanghai
Songs! Jokes! Stockings! There's a party in Mister Meredith's Christmas Crack and you're invited. Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas: shopping, drinking, shagging, telly and drugs, with this New Act of The Year Finalist 2012 'He's an impressive variety turn we’re likely to hear more from'' Steve Bennett, Chortle
8:00pm In The Mood for Laughter [Comedy] Mood -- main space
Sick of the British summer rain? Sick of the recession? Cheer yourself up and get in the mood for laughter by getting in Mood and laughing along with the comedic delights of stand-ups Alex Perry, Francis Foster and Paul Moynihan!
8:15pm Alex Hynes Live [Music] Malones
A young Scottish/Canadian singer-songwriter with the ability to create emotive, dynamic and raw acoustic performances that leave you feeling warm inside for one second and stripped raw in the next. Mon: 1500-1630 Tue: 1645-1815 Wed: 1315-1445 (Wed 8th: 1500-1630) Thurs, Fri, Sat: 2030-2145
8:15pm Fool of Music [Music] Fiddlers Elbow -- Upstairs
Improvised and original songs served with a portion of comedy by Edinburgh's Danny Mullins. Audience interactive. Get involved! "Danny is - Fantastic Man! -" Jonathon Kay, Theatre of Now
8:15pm The Custard Chucker's Comedy Crack Up Edinburgh Special [Comedy] Southsider
Four of London's Top Funny Men The Custard Chucker, Joe Charman, Jack Stemp and MC Steve Rimmer take to the stage with one hour of 'anything goes' Comedy. With mangled thoughts, crude observations, Rude original music and twisted outlooks on life. Do not miss out on this show!!
8:20pm The News at Kate 2012 [Comedy] Ciao Roma
Kate Smurthwaite presents a new hour of left wing satirical comedy about the news, being in the news, and being on the news. Also known as ‘that atheist b*tchslap woman’ from YouTube. As seen/heard on BBC One's The Big Questions, BBC R4's Woman's Hour and Four Thought, BBC R2 and 5Live. www.thenewsatkate.blogspot.com. @Cruella1.
8:25pm ArtWank! [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Vintage Porn. Modern Toss. Cabaret filth-monger Ophelia Bitz combines irreverent comedy, silver-screen smut and anachronistic pop music for a gigglesome night you'll never forget! "Don't Miss Her Show!" (Time Out London) www.artwank.co.uk
8:25pm Nick Doody - Look At This Massive Picture Of My Face [Comedy] Canons' Gait
Read these words about my show! Look at how great other people have said I am! "Simply the best unadulterated, gimmick-free hour of stand-up" ***** Chortle "You will see many shows before you see another comic hit so hard with such grace…quite brilliant." Scotsman
8:30pm At the Fringe of Reason [Science and Rationalism] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
Edinburgh Skeptics in association with the Humanist Society of Scotland return to the Edinburgh Fringe with three weeks of shows celebrating science, reason and critical thinking. Featuring Richard Wiseman, Hayley Stevens, Tracy King, Frank Swain, Alom Shaha and many more… See www.skepticsonthefringe.co.uk for details.
8:30pm Nathan Cassidy: Free Pound [Comedy] Royal Mile Tavern
‘Gloriously entertaining’ (Chortle.co.uk) comedian Nathan Cassidy’s groundbreaking stand-up show. Free entry and one pound given to you during the show. See Nathan’s documentary film ‘I am Orig’ about his year living generously at the Banshee Labyrinth 2.20pm. "Amongst the most astonishing, tear-inducing sights at the Fringe" (Fest 2011) www.nathancassidy.com
8:30pm Totally Ninja [Magic] Globe Bar
David Alnwick is back with his five star comedy magic show promising to be completely, utterly and totally ninja. ("Alnwick has a confident way"- British Comedy Guide). ("F***ing Ninja Ginger Wizard" ? ? ? ? ? - ThreeWeeks).
8:30pm Comedy World War 2 [Comedy] Kilderkin
The hit-show returns to Edinburgh: this time it's serious. Three international top stand-ups per night, one against one, no allies! Make laugh, not war! Warlord and host: Christian Schulte-Loh, Germany. 'One of the most subversive acts ever' (Spectator). Like in every world war: different line-up every night.
8:40pm Claire Benjamin Presents The von Trapp Family Singers [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
So they missed their cue - no Edelweiss but the show must go on! An absurd, glamorous, multi-genre show from this one-woman powerhouse of sultry vocals and 'ace off-the-wall characters' (Time Out). Claire Benjamin has performed her musical comical characters at some of the UK's best venues, she continues to surprise and enchant with every performance.
8:40pm Laughter Lung Does Edinburgh Again [Comedy] Chiquito
Back for another year at the Kilderkin, Scott Merrington (London), Morten Sorensen (Denmark)and Claus Reiss (Denmark)bring you their unique style of stand up comedy. With razor sharp writing and charming personalities, you will want to come back night after night.
8:40pm Reclamation [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
Mixing poetry, comedy and live theatre, Joe Hakim, Mike Watts and Ruth E Dixon fearlessly attempt to find a sense of identity in a world that is growing ever more fragmented and chaotic. Fusing sharp writing, dynamic performance and rubber gloves.
8:45pm We Should Get a Boat present: Sherlock Holmes The Return of The Hound [Comedy] Dropkick Murphy's
COMEDY MUSICAL THRILLER A quick fast and funny spoof Find out how Mrs Hudson copes as crisis escalates and Lestrade battles with the evil villain Moriarty
8:45pm We Love Comedy. Jools Constant [Comedy] Base
**** "Lovely" Three Weeks. Back for its 3rd year after two years' of full venues and rave reviews. A selection of the best names from around the Fringe, special surprise star guests and unexpected mayhem. This years' host Jools Constant has been described as 'One of the UK's finest MC’s.'
8:45pm Newcastle University Comedy Society Showcase [Comedy] Buffs Club
Newcastle University Comedy Society showcases the best student comics the North East has to offer with Jonathan Pelham, Marc Smethurst, Alan Fletcher and Charlie Rowley + Special Guests.
8:50pm This Will Only Take A Moment... [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
What's the secret of happiness? Max Dickins has the answer and loads of jokes too. Watch the highly anticipated debut solo stand-up show from one of the The Sun newspaper's 2011 Comedy Picks. As seen in hit 2011 Edinburgh shows “Dregs” and “The Lunchtime Club”.
8:50pm Harmon Leon in Ironic/NOT Ironic [Comedy] GHQ
Harmon didn't come all this way to bring you ordinary comedy. Scott Calonico joins him. “A comedy force to be reckoned with.” *****Edinburgh List “Leon takes a risk with his comedy and audiences should too.” **** ½ Adelaide Advertiser See this if you truly want to see something edgy, funny and different!” Rip It Up/Australia
8:50pm Matt Price : Fugly [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
A standup storytelling show about not judging people just by their appearance and a celebration of being a bit different. "A great storyteller." Chortle
9:00pm One Track Minds [Comedy] Amarone
One Track Minds celebrates the animal in us. The urges we are subject to willing or not. The human animal may not be divine, but it is funny. Robert Coyle and Andrew Gilmore have One Track Minds. Both comedians do a 20-25 minute individual set
9:00pm You Have Nothing to Fear [Comedy] Opium
We’re all afraid most of the time. Frustrated with this predicament, comedian Ed O'Meara has quit his day job. But is fear there to hold us back or keep us safe? ‘Mercurial wit’ (BBC, Writersroom).
9:00pm Simon South's Cat Flap Of Opportunity [Magic] Hudson Hotel - Bacaro
Simon South, Magician and International Performer (well, England to Scotland and back again) brings his amazing and critically acclaimed One Man Show to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Combining Comedy, Magic, and Thrilling Stunts, This is one show you will not want to miss!
9:00pm Yes Car Go [Comedy] Fiddlers Elbow -- Downstairs
Sketch based Comedy. From the bizarre reaches of the far future, to the domestic nightmare of a farmer and his wife, Yes Car Go present the unique style of comedy they refer to as 'Pantomime Satire'.
9:00pm Will & Woody [Music] Fingers Piano Bar
Old friends and veteran Fringe performers Will Pickvance and Woodstock Taylor team up for a month’s residency at Fingers in Frederick Street. A right old mix of musical entertainment: original songs, classic oldies, wistfulness and whimsy, seriousness and silliness to set you up for the rest of the night.
9:00pm Dear Dan Brown... [Comedy] Dragonfly
How do you turn a crock of literary tosh into a million-selling phenomenon? Why not get advice from someone who's been there and done it. Robert Finn presents an open letter to the world's best-selling bad author.
9:00pm Glorified Disasters [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
Last year "Three Weeks" called Ashley Strand ‘commanding and invigorating’ and wrote ‘Strand needs to go solo, and fast!’ He's done just that with Glorified Disasters. Strand's unique mix of stand-up and storytelling touches, provokes and amuses.
9:30pm Dan & Tom: Two for the Price of None [Comedy] Southsider
Tom Davis (Bo Selecta! / The Morgana Show) and Dan Schreiber (Former QI elf / co-creator BBC's Museum of Curiosity) co-present an hour of characters, stand-up, life lessons and sexy scientific facts.
9:35pm Paul Dabek - Nothing up my sleeve! [Magic] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
Comedy conjurer Paul Dabek returns. Cheeky, charming and very tricky. An eclectic mix of sleight of hand, illusion and quick fire comedy from a critically acclaimed international performer. 'Paul Dabek is quite simply superb!' - The Stage
9:35pm Peter Buckley Hill And Some Comedians XVI [Comedy] Canons' Gait
The show that started the Free Fringe. Now in its 16th year, which means you could legally shag it. But only if it wants you to, obviously. Try bringing it flowers; that sometimes works. 4 comedians a night, some famous, some not. PBH comperes. Guest compere Wednesdays.
9:35pm The Saturday Debates!!! [Events] Ciao Roma
At last! A show where comedians debate serious topics (on a Saturday). Gareth Morinan chairs proceedings and will award points for both wit and sensibility. Rotating line-up includes; Ben Target, Kate Smurthwaite, Ian Smith, Danielle Ward, Nish Kumar and Joe Wells! www.gMorinan.com
9:45pm Three Unwise Men [Comedy] Globe Bar
An hour long three hander show returning after a sell-out run in 2011 featuring Manchester’s finest up and coming stand up comedians. Free entry in one of Edinburgh’s finest free venues, come along and watch Stephen Bugeja ‘Sparky, charismatic, likeable. a natural comic'. 'One to watch' certainly’ – London Is Funny. Red Redmond ‘Highlight of the evening...very entertaining’ Student Direct, Chortle Student Comedian Semi-Finalist 2011. And Eddie O’Dwyer, Chortle Student Comedian Semi-Finalist 2012.
9:45pm Alan Sharp: Careful What You Wish For [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
Alan Sharp spent the first half of his adult life as part of the corporate machine. But life had other plans. This is a show about what happened next. "Packed with quality material" one4review. http://alansharpcomedy.com/
9:45pm Guilt Ridden Sociopath [Comedy] Kilderkin
Canadian comedy dynamo Byron Bertram does what all Canadians do best – take the piss out of themselves. This guilt ridden sociopath hasn't done anything wrong, but he still feels bad about it. 4 Stars - Melbourne Herald Sun "Had the crowd cheering and this reviewer wanting more"
9:50pm The Creative Martyrs - An hour long sinister wink [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
Satire, surrealism and song. On the Creative Martyrs... ‘Carefully crafted songs of love, conflict, vodka, napalm, more love, war, fascists and jail’ (Skinny). 'Darkly satirical Weimar-tinged wit' ***** (BroadwayBaby.com). ‘Funny, politically engaged, theatrically sophisticated' **** (Skinny). 'Disarming, fun, and oh-so-slightly political' **** (Fringebiscuit.blogspot.co.uk). Do join us...
9:50pm Jack Heal's Murderthon [Spoken Word] Banshee Labyrinth - BH
Jack Heal (Chortle Student Comedian 2008) is a man with an axe to grind. A literal axe. Join him in his debut show, Murderthon: a tale of vengeance, death threats and unexpected sentence endings. 'Endearingly funny' (Scotsman). A Tea Fuelled Production.
9:55pm Andrew J. Lederer [Comedy] Chiquito
Andrew does 2 other shows at the Fringe, but both are SERIOUS comedy. This, on the other hand, is SILLY. Like last year, sometimes he'll have guests, sometimes he'll just fool around, and people will like it better than the serious comedy he does during the day. "Superp work." TimeOut
10:00pm 'WRONG' Comedy with Bob 'Walshy' Walsh plus very Special Guests. [Comedy] Buffs Club
Bob 'Walshy' Walsh is bringing his own brand of RAW SOUTH LONDON WRONGNESS to the greatest comedy show on earth. Dark, Sharp, Rude n WRONG Stand Up Comedy' GREAT GUESTS TOO !Join us !
10:05pm The One Handed Show; An Introduction to Pornography [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 2
Join Nellie on her awfully big adventure as she checks out Shakespeare’s porno at the British Museum, meets one of the world’s foremost pornographers in a small cottage near Kent, and visits (and gets a bit randy) at the censorship office. 'Crude, hilarious and interesting' Three Weeks.
10:05pm Thom Tuck Goes Straight-to-DVD [Comedy] Cabaret Voltaire - downstairs 1
Last year's Best Newcomer Nominee reprises that show for free. Come and see Thom go slightly mad as he recounts watching every single Disney straight-to-DVD movie. Will also include tales of heartbreak. *may include special guests
10:10pm Everything Is Purple [Comedy] Dragonfly
Seasoned comedians Raphael Perahia (Wilmops Good Improv Show) and Ian Hawkins (Stephen K. Amos show, Now Show) present a night of stand-up comedy and high jinx. Featuring special guests. Full run with 14th and 21st off.
10:15pm Pretty Punchable Face [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Chamber Room
God, look at that smug face. Don't you just want to punch it? Feel your fists mashing into that leering grin, the crack as knuckles meet bone. Wouldn't that feel good? I'm writing this and even I want to punch myself after seeing my face in the mirror. COMEDY!
10:30pm Sergeant Buzfuz: Go To The Devil And Shake Yourself [Events] Ryan's Cellar Bar
Alternative folk singer Sergeant Buzfuz sings the shocking history of the first fourteen centuries of the papacy. “I love the fact it’s like nothing else I’ve ever heard” (Mark Lamarr, Radio 2) “eye-opener and eyebrow-raiser” (Gideon Coe, BBC 6) “you won't hear anything else like it, EVER” (Subba-Cultcha.com)
10:45pm How to be a Psychic Conman [Science and Rationalism] Southsider
Psychics claim to be able to do things beyond our understanding, but many can easily be re-created with trickery and tonight we’ll reproduce such famous feats as Telekinesis and Filipino Psychic Surgery- including an attempt to beat the odds of the Randi Million. Warning - there will be blood!
10:50pm Magic Faraway Cabaret [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
The best of The Fringe in burlesque and variety join this 'Fab lil' cabaret party featuring some of the capital's most colourful performers' (Time Out). Hosted by Dave The Bear, Claire Benjamin and Mister Meredith, enchanted worlds such as Banarnia and Popeye-dol showcase different acts every night. www.magicfarawaycabaret.com
10:50pm Eddie Naessens: The Thing is This... [Comedy] Ciao Roma
An hour of new stand-up from award-winning, critically acclaimed master of razor-sharp comedy. "Talented, sexy, and funny…holds the attention perfectly…a little gem" **** (Scotsman) "A brilliant raconteur and the type of writer who could squeeze humour out of a surgical scalpel…thoroughly enjoyable" (Stage)
11:00pm Suburban Cynic [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
A show.Containing. Childish attention seeking, cod philosophising, and borderline pseudo insightwhich, which walks a line from the new "soul comedy" genre towards a more politicised honesty. . “Bleakly brilliant” Londonist- 2011
11:00pm Ward & Bartlett's Double Impact [Comedy] Globe Bar
"Two of the most gifted stand-ups on the scene, naturally engaging, great material, killer delivery" - BBC Radio Ulster. Two of the best up & coming Comedians Northern Ireland has produced in years, Micky Bartlett & Ruaidhrí Ward team up & come to the Edinburgh Fringe to provide a fast paced, & energetic show.
11:00pm Love and Langton's Dirty Laundry [Comedy] Kilderkin
They say you should never air your dirty laundry in public. Alex Love and Paul Langton are choosing to ignore that in a sordid double bill of stand-up. Expect humiliating tales of blood, sex and bodily functions. Audience members can also confess to their dirty laundry anonymously.
11:05pm Sugar & Vice: All The Men We've Never Slept With [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
Often the sexiest stories are the ones you don't quite finish. Join the sometimes-sweet, always-wicked girls of Sugar & Vice (Australia) for late night songs, stories and laughs. From the writer/cast of Princess Cabaret.
11:25pm Jests to Depress / Myths & Legends [Comedy] Dragonfly
Tragedy plus time equals comedy. Every joke has a victim. Simon D. Heaven considers the sad clown concept as he 'Jests to Depress | Why do men have nipples? Does BT do gaydar? Is Twillight that sh*t? Harry Bentley delves into a dazzling discourse of Myths and Legends!
11:59pm As Narrated By... [Comedy] Banshee Labyrinth - Cinema
Created at the Fringe in 2010 and back for its 3rd year, come and watch more films "so bad they are good" with improvised comedy mocking from your host Richard Massara and some special guests. WARNING: There will be booze!
Sunday 05 August 2012
12:00am Midnight Hour [Comedy] Canons' Gait
The best comedians in the smallest hour, brought to you by London's famous Soho Comedy Club. Line up changes nightly.
12:00am Itsy's Midnight Kabarett [Cabaret] Voodoo Rooms - Speakeasy
A late night, anarchic & intimate cabaret revue; back for a third year. Expect a bizarre and eclectic collection of the finest alt. variety, cabaret & sideshow artists at the Fringe, in a show that's different every night. ('Anarchic Variety' **** - The Skinny) ('Refreshingly non-conformist' - The Scotsman)
12:20am Late Night Free Fringe Funnies [Comedy] Voodoo Rooms - French Quarter
All the best of the PBH free fringe, at an hour when they're MOST awake!